How to Get Revenge

Smart Touch Tip of the Day:
Ever wonder what's the best way to take revenge on your worst enemy at byu?
Three easy steps:
1) Discover their password on myBYU
2) Use it to log into their account
3) Drop all their classes at 11:55 pm the night before the add/drop deadline.

OHHHHH DANGGGGG

SICK PUPPPIES

"This is actually decent!"

MEAL-O NUMERO UNO.

Do you ever feel as if there is nothing you can make in 7 minutes of enough quality to actually feel like eating it?
There's a solution.
It's called Rice Sides.
With a (drum roll please). Smart. Touch.
Our smart touch^TM.

Todays choice was Cheddar Broccoli. Do you see that red sass? It's called a tomato. It's also called Our smart touch^TM.

Tasty.